Recently I went to a new golf shop in the big city.
I shopped and studied and finally selected the new clubs I wanted.
As I was checking out and getting ready to pay, the cashier said, “Strip down, facing me”.
Not sure what was going on and not being used to the big city ways, I did as she asked.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided,
I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader.
I’ve been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer.
I still don’t think I looked that bad.
