At big event this guy is carrying two plates of food from the buffet- one for his girl-friend and one for himself.
As they enter the large hall to sit at a long table, everyone looks up and starts moving
their chairs to make room for the couple to sit. At the same time the girl says, “Honey, give me the keys to the car, I need to get something.”
He looks at the plates in his hands and says,
“Well, I can’t give them to you right now…but you can reach in my pocket and get them.”
Everyone is looking as she reaches into his pants.
She smiles bashfully as she looks around and said, “I feel a little funny.”
He replies, “Feel a little deeper and you will feel NUTS!”