An alien lord lands in the middle of the desert and demands to see the ruler of all this planet and make it bow to his will, except he made two grave mistakes,
first he landed in the middle of the desert, in the middle of the night and second he didn’t know anything about the inhabitants.
So he approaches the first life form he finds which was a gas pump and demands it to take him to the leader.
Well it’s a gas pump so it doesn’t say anything obviously, getting aggravated he demands again but this time pulls his laser pistol and says
“This is the last time I ask earthling!”
Just then his general whispers to him “Hey calm down buddy don’t mess with this guy, he’s a badass mothe****”.
Shrugging off his comrade he furiously demands a response and after brief moments of silence, he blasts the pump and BOOM!
A huge explosion occurs and they land a mile away.
As they sit there dusting themselves off the alien lord looks at the general and asks “We have conquered the cosmos and all sorts of life forms,
I’ve never seen you sweat in the face of an adversary, how did you know this guy was such a badass moth***?”
The general looks over and says “Man if you could wrap your dick around your body 3 times and then plug it in your ear, you are a badass mothe****.”
