A small black kid goes into the pantry and gets a hold of some flower he takes the flower and pours it all over himself.
He runs into the living room and tells his dad, dad dad, look at me. The dad says I’m busy reading my paper go tell your mom.
The kid runs upstairs and tells his mom mama look at me the mom says I’m busy painting my nails go tell your father.
The kid walks down the stairs stops and says dang I ain’t been white five minutes and I already hate niggers.