A retiree said to his 80 year old friend, “It it true you’re getting married?”
“Sure is.”
“Have I met her?”
“I don’t think so.”
“Is she attractive?”
“Won’t win any beauty contests.”
“Can she cook?”
“Can’t even boil an egg.”
“Is she rich?”
“Rich? Heck, she’s so poor she can’t even pay attention.”
“She must be great in the sack then?”
“I haven’t actually found out.”
“My God, man, why are you marrying her?”
“She can still drive.”
