A man dies and goes to hell. There he meets the devil, who is going to show him to the place he will be for all eternity.
The man is escorted into an ordinary room, with a bunch of people standing around drinking coffee.
The only odd thing is everyone in the room is knee deep in shit.
“Well…here we are” says the devil
The man looks around and thinks to himself that his eternal place in hell could be a whole lot worse.
As the devil walks out he says, “Alright, coffee break is over, back on your heads.”