A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
Five minutes later: “Da-ad…” “What?” “I’m thirsty.
Can you bring me a drink of water?” “No.
You had your chance. Lights out.”
Five minutes later: “Da-aaaad…” “WHAT?” “I’m THIRSTY… Can I have a drink of water?”
“I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you!”
Five minutes later: “Daaad…” “WHAT?!”
“When you come in to spank me,
can you bring me a drink of water?”