The Wife Asked Her Husband
After 15 years of marriage the wife asked her husband to describe her. The husband looked at her slowly and without blinking an eye, said, “ABCDEFGHIJK.”...
A Cabbie Picks Up A Nun
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks...
Boy sharing an apartment with a girl
A boy studies in another city sharing an apartment with a girl. One day the boy’s mother goes to visit him for dinner, and noticing the...
I’m so sorry for this annoying smell
Two relatives are in the car during the pandemic period. He turns to his girlfriend who has just sat down and says to her: “Love, I’m...
A young couple is about to get married
A young couple is about to get married. The future husband goes to the architect to decide on the design of the new house. “Architect, listen...
The salesman got more than he expected
A salesman was traveling through the country side, flogging insect repellent. He came to a ranch and tried his pitch on the farmer. “Sir, my bug...
A man got a job selling toothbrushes
A man was down on his luck and in desperate need of a job. He saw an ad in the newspaper about a sales position. He...
Reaching the end of a job interview
The Human Resources Person asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, “And what starting salary were you looking for?” The Engineer said, “In the neighborhood...
An Irish couple are having hard financial times
An Irish couple are having hard financial times, so they decide that she’ll try being a hpoker: She’s not quite sure what to do, so the...
An old man goes into a restaurant and is seated
An old man goes into a restaurant and is seated. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short skirt and legs...