Two psychiatrists were at a convention
Two psychiatrists were at a convention. As they conversed over a drink, one asked, “What was your most difficult case?” The other replied, “I had a...
A big city lawyer
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in rural North Alberta. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other...
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she...
Telling his son a bed-time story
Mr. Brown was telling his son a bed-time story. “Once upon a time there was a white bunny…” “Jeez..dad it’s boring,what about science fiction?” “Ok, Ok”...
Gear box
Two West Virginia rednecks were out hunting, and as they were walking along, they came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approached it and...
The Case of Non-divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a...
Ship sank
One day a man decided to retire, so he booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is,...
Holiday in Kenya
1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Louisiana State University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull...
Two little boys are going to the hospital
Two little boys are going to the hospital the next day for operations. Theirs will be first on the schedule. The older boy leans over and...
A man and his wife are at the Zoo
It’s a beautiful warm day and a man and his wife are at the Zoo. She’s wearing a cute loose-fitting, pink spring dress, Sleeveless with straps....