A day fishing in the ocean a fisherman
After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game...
A cat died and went to Heaven
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the Pearly Gates, petted her on the head and said, “You have been a good...
A lawyer trying to get tickets to a Broadway show
A lawyer trying to get tickets to a Broadway show, finally settled for a couple of seats a year in advance. When the exciting night arrived...
A new teacher was trying to make use
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!” After...
He dragged the bones into the country club
A wager was placed on who had the most intelligent dog. The physician offered to show his dog first, and called to the parking lot, “Hippocrates,...
A boy comes back from school
A boy comes back from school, disappointed, because he got a 0 on a geography exam. “The teacher gave me a zero because I couldn’t answer...
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom
A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking a shower.“There is a blind man to see you,” she says. “Well,...
Two young lovers go up to the mountains
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some...
A couple of women were playing golf
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed...
If big dogs have baby dogs
The little boy had been looking out of Westjet Airlines plane window on a flight from Toronto to Calgary when he turned to his mother and...