A tourist comes to a tavern in Madagascar and meets a real pirate with a wooden leg, a hook instead of a hand, and an eyepatch.
Totally fascinated, he approaches the pirate and says to him:
“Wow, I’ve never seen such a real pirate,
you have everything, wooden leg, hook and eyepatch. Can you tell me how that happened?”
Then the pirate:
“Then listen to you Landei! I lost my leg through a cannonball and I lost my hand while boarding ……”
“Yes, yes, very interesting ….. You have me not yet revealed what happened to her eye? ”
“Hmm …. there was a seagull shit!”
The tourist is astonished:
“Yes, but you do not lose your eye right there … right?”
“Well … I had the catch only one day …”
