Husband and wife are shopping
A Husband and Wife went shopping together just before Christmas. The wife quickly noticed that her husband was missing and because they had a lot to...
There’s a robbery at a bank
One of the robbers accidentaly drops his mask. He puts it back, but he knows it is too late. So he asks the closest man: ‘Did...
Ma & Pa and the outhouse
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out… “Pa you need to go out and fix the outhouse!” Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin’...
A wife goes on a retreat for work
A wife goes on a retreat for work. When she returns, she finds a pair of panties in her dresser that do not belong to her....
A couple drove down a country road
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them...
A man walks into a barber shop and says
A man walks into a barber shop and says, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine.” The barber lathers his face and sharpens the straight...
The Sleepy Teacher
A schoolteacher used to take a short nap every afternoon. When his pupils asked him why he did so, he said that he went to dreamland...
A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner
A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen...
A woman walks into the City Centrelink office
A woman walks into the City Centrelink office, trailed by 15 kids .. “WOW,” the social worker exclaims, “Are they ALL yours?” “Yeah, they are all...
A group of male friends
A group of male friends, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons because...