Brilliant Tricks

An 8-year-old knocks on the door of a brothel… The Madam opens it up, looks down and sees the kid. “What do you want?” The kid...

He sits down at the counter, orders a cup of coffee, and starts looking at the menu. He sees broccoli and cheese soup and asks the...

A magician was working on a cruise ship. Since the audience was different each week, the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There...

A rabbit walks into a grocery store. He bangs his paws on the counter and yells “a pound of carrots!” The shopkeeper says “I’ll get you...

A lawyer is talking to his client. He says, “I have good news and bad news.” The client says, “I could use some good news. What is...

Three women worked in the same office with the same boss. Every day, the boss left work early. One day, the women decided that when the...

A chemistry teacher wanted to teach his fifth grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he performed an experiment that involved a glass...

The husband comes home and worried because he has a scratch on his chest caused by a fingernail from his mistress, opens the door seeing the...

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother...