Little Johnny Walks In Grandfather
Little Johnny walks in on his grandfather smoking a cigar. “May I smoke a cigar?” Asks Johnny. The grandpa replies “Well, does your d**k touch your a**h*le?”...
A boy is about to go on his first date
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife...
A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff
A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter...
A Cat Died
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met the animal at the Pearly Gates and said, “You have been a good cat all of these...
I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, “Ya know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation… only this year...
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Why of course, comes the...
A Man Is Driving Down The Highway
He glances into the vast fields and sees a farmer screwing a sheep. He is utterly disgusted. A minute later, he slams on his brakes and...
An unemployed man
An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and three kids. He applies for a janitor’s job at a large firm and...
After successfully passing the bar exam
After successfully passing the bar exam, a young man opened his own law office. One day he was sitting idle at his desk when his secretary...