A man sits in a bar and strokes a small
A man sits in a bar and strokes a small white horse that sits on his lap. The innkeeper asks him: “Where did you get the...
A little Christmas poem
A little Christmas poem When the snow falls wonderfully and the children are happy. When there is black ice on the street and we all need...
It is shortly before Christmas
It is shortly before Christmas. Fritz goes to church. He takes the Holy Mary out of the manger. The priest watches him. The next day Fritz...
At Christmas Fritzchen gets a toy train
At Christmas, Fritzchen gets a toy train. He sets it up straight away, puts on a hat and calls out: “Hamburg main station, Hamburg main station...
A Man And A Woman Are Sleeping Together
A man and a woman are sleeping together when suddenly there is a noise in the house, and the woman rolls over and says, “It’s my...
A Man Was Sitting Alone In His Office
A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie appeared in a puff of smoke and said, “And what will your third...
An Elderly Man Walks Into A Confessional
An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues: Man: “I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children,...
A man walks into a restaurant Ostrich
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders. The man...
A Little Boy Blows Up A Balloon
A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as...
97 Year Old Midwife
Elsa, a 97-year-old midwife, finally passed away after a long and happy life. When she arrived at the Pearly Gates, St Peter was standing there waiting...