Operating table

An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery, and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about...

Blueberry hill

A kid walks into a class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks the teacher asks, “Where have you been?” The boy says, “On top of...

Will you take my bike

A preacher was making his rounds to his parishioners on a bicycle, when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawn mower. “How...

The Maid quit

The Maid quit

After 37 years of marriage. Jake dumped his wife for his Young secretary. His new girlfriend demanded that they live in Jake and Edith’s multi million dollar...

Man’s Bargain With God

When God created the donkey, he said: “You’ll work day and night, and you’ll carry in your back heavy baggage. You’ll eat grass and you’ll have...