A businessman was interviewing job applications
A businessman was interviewing job applications for the position of manager of a large division. He quickly devised a test for choosing the most suitable candidate....
A baby boy was brought into the world
There was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, “Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing.”...
Forgive Your Enemies
The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used “Forgive Your Enemies” as his subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their...
Sisters Not Quite Identical
Dan married a woman with an identical twin. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. “Tell the court why you...
The policeman approaches the driver’s door
The policeman approaches the driver’s door. “Is there a problem, Officer?” The policeman says, “Sir, you were speeding Can I see your licence please?” The driver...
Shoplifting at a supermarket
A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a supermarket. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard...
Mum am I adopted
Mum, am I adopted?” “No, of course not”, replied his mother Why would you think such a thing? Fred showed her his genealogy DNA test results...
A dog from his shop
As a butcher is shooing away a dog from his shop, he sees a $25 bill and a note in his mouth, reading: “10 pork chops,...
I’m looking for my wife
Two guys, one old timer and one in his mid 20’s, are pushing their carts around Lowe’s when they collide. The old timer says to the...
A Chinese doctor can’t find a job in an America
A Chinese doctor can’t find a job in an America, so he opens his own clinic… Six months later, a lawyer walks by the clinic and...