I’m just a bad golfer
During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day – “Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five...
A fireman comes home from work
A fireman comes home from work one day and tells his wife, “We have a wonderful system at the fire station: Bell 1 rings, we put on our...
A Little Boy Wanted A Bicycle For Christmas
A little boy wanted a bicycle for Christmas. His mother said she didn’t have enough money to buy him a new bike but suggested that if...
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup
An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup when the doctor asked how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he boasted. “I’ve got...
A housewife takes a lover during the day
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet....
A man takes the day off work
A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next...
All the organs of the body were having a meeting
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. “ I should be in charge,” said...
Two croupiers are sitting bored at the roulette
Two croupiers are sitting bored at the roulette of THE CASINO. Suddenly a very attractive blonde woman enters and bets $20,000 on a roll, saying: “I...
A Mafia Godfather
A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his former accountant. The Godfather asks the accountant, “Where is the 3...
A woman walks into her accountant’s office
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to...