“My marriage is on the rocks again. Yeah..
My wife just broke up with her boyfriend.”
“My friends and I played a new version of Russian roulette.
We passed around six girls and one of them had VD.”
“I went to see my doctor… Doctor Vidi-boom-ba.
Yeah… I told him once… Doctor… Every morning when I get up
and look in the mirror.. I feel like throwing up;
what’s wrong with me? He said.. I don’t know but
your eyesight is perfect”
“I remember when I swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills.
My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.”
“I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow.
He told me to wear a brown necktie.”
“My dentist has bad breath……
Why every time he smokes he blows onion rings.”
“My psychiatrist told me I’m going crazy.
I told him… If you don’t mind I’d like a second opinion…
He said… Alright… You’re ugly too!”
“I was so ugly… My mother used to feed me with a slingshot!”
