Joining a new company, a guy had to take a physical
with the company doctor.
All the tests came out fine but,
after a brief hesitation, the doctor noted that he
had the smallest penis he’d ever seen.
“Tell me,” he said,
“Do you have any difficulties
with it being so small?”
“No,” he said. “I’ve got a great wife,
three kids, and normal s** life.
I guess the only problem I ever have is finding it when I need to urinate.”
“And yet you still have a normal s** life?”
“That’s not a problem,” he said,
“Because there’s TWO of us looking for it then.”
