December 9, 2022

If there are any idiots in the room

If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up”, said the sarcastic teacher.


After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.


“Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?”, inquired the teacher with a sneer.


“Well, actually I don’t,” said the student, “but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”