Husband wife jokes

Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up, and demands to know what is going...

A couple attended marriage counseling to resolve communication problems. The fighting and bickering during the session was so bad the counselor called for a timeout and...

One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all...

Two old ladies are walking through a museum and got separated. When they ran into each other later the first old lady said to the second,...

A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting to box everything up. The husband finds a box under the bed, pulls...

A hunter was rushed into the emergency room with a bear trap clamped onto his testicles. As the horrified doctor was examining him, he said “Man,...

After 30 years of marriage Jane as all women do started nagging to John her husband that he does not love her anymore and told him...

Three guys are convicted of a very serious crime, and they’re all sentenced to twenty years in solitary confinement. They’re each allowed one thing to bring...

A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or...

One night a man and woman went to his house to have s*** when he stopped her to say “I still live with my parents and...