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A professor a CEO and a janitor
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party
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A married couple rushed to the hospital
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A married couple was walking down the street
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An alien lord lands in the middle of the desert
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An 80 year old man married an 18 year old girl
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A wife goes on a retreat for work
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