Funny Tumblr Jokes

There was a boy watching tv with his parents. An s** scene comes on. The boy asks what the people are doing. The mom said, “They...

A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning, the wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment, and...

A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Susie, something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decided to buy her a cell...

A guy walks into a whore house and asks what can I get for a dollar. The guy says floor three room two to your left....

An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to...