The doctor had just completed his examination
The doctor had just completed his examination of the gorgeous red-haired beauty. “I would suggest to you, young lady,” began the medic, as he regained some...
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An 80-year old Italian man goes to the doctor for a check-up
An 80-year old Italian man goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks,...
An old married couple who love each other very much
There was an old married couple who love each other very much.But each morning as he was waking up the husband let out a huge nasty...
A man was pulled over for driving too fast
A man was pulled over for driving too fast, even though he thought he was driving just fine. Officer: You were speeding.Man: No, I wasn’t. Officer:...
Scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog
Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog. For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog’s legs off, then they told...
Three policemen are sitting in a car
Three policemen are sitting in a car. Bored, as cards and domino make them sick already. On thinks of an idea: Guys, lets play golf. All...
A man and a woman had been married for ten years
A man and a woman had been married for ten years and decided to try and have kids. They had not been using birth control for...
A doctor is going around the ward with a nurse
A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead. “Did you...
A man was sleeping soundly when his wife shook
A man was sleeping soundly when his wife shook him and said, “Wake up, someone is breaking in!” The man had gone through this same scenario...
My wife just broke up with her boyfriend
“My marriage is on the rocks again. Yeah.. My wife just broke up with her boyfriend.” “My friends and I played a new version of Russian...