Funny Jokes

A little boy wanted a bicycle for Christmas. His mother said she didn’t have enough money to buy him a new bike but suggested that if...

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup when the doctor asked how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he boasted. “I’ve got...

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet....

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next...

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. “ I should be in charge,” said...

Two croupiers are sitting bored at the roulette of THE CASINO. Suddenly a very attractive blonde woman enters and bets $20,000 on a roll, saying: “I...

A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his former accountant. The Godfather asks the accountant, “Where is the 3...

A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to...

A businessman was interviewing job applications for the position of manager of a large division. He quickly devised a test for choosing the most suitable candidate....

There was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, “Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing.”...