A Mafia Godfather
A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his former accountant. The Godfather asks the accountant, “Where is the 3...
Funny Jokes
A woman walks into her accountant’s office
A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to...
A businessman was interviewing job applications
A businessman was interviewing job applications for the position of manager of a large division. He quickly devised a test for choosing the most suitable candidate....
A baby boy was brought into the world
There was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, “Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing.”...
Forgive Your Enemies
The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used “Forgive Your Enemies” as his subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their...
Sisters Not Quite Identical
Dan married a woman with an identical twin. Less than a year later, he was in court filing for a divorce. “Tell the court why you...
The policeman approaches the driver’s door
The policeman approaches the driver’s door. “Is there a problem, Officer?” The policeman says, “Sir, you were speeding Can I see your licence please?” The driver...
Shoplifting at a supermarket
A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a supermarket. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard...
Mum am I adopted
Mum, am I adopted?” “No, of course not”, replied his mother Why would you think such a thing? Fred showed her his genealogy DNA test results...
A dog from his shop
As a butcher is shooing away a dog from his shop, he sees a $25 bill and a note in his mouth, reading: “10 pork chops,...