At Christmas, Fritzchen gets a toy train. He sets it up straight away, puts on a hat and calls out:
“Hamburg main station, Hamburg main station – little assholes get on the left, big assholes get on the right.”
His mother quickly comes running out of the kitchen: “You don’t say that, Fritzchen.
As punishment, you’ll go to your room for an hour!”
After an hour, Fritzchen comes back from his room, goes to the train and calls out:
“Hamburg main station, Hamburg main station – little assholes get on the left,
big assholes get on the right and because of the giant asshole from the kitchen, we’re an hour late.”
