A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions.”
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What is your occupation?” The woman replies, “I’m a wh***.”
The accountant balks and says, “No, no, no. That will never work.
That is much too crass. Let’s try to rephrase that.” The woman, “Ok, I’m a pros****.”
“No, that is still too crude. Try again.” They both think for a minute, then the woman states, “I’m a chicken farmer.” The accountant asks,
“What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?” “Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.
