A man sits in a bar and strokes a small white horse that sits on his lap.
The innkeeper asks him: “Where did you get the horse?” The man says: “There’s a fairy outside your pub who will grant you a wish.”
The innkeeper goes outside and there is actually a fairy standing there.
The landlord comes back into the pub. He is carrying two melons under his arm and many little piglets are standing around him.
The innkeeper says: “You could have just told me that the fairy was hard of hearing! I asked for 2 million in small bills!”
The guest says: “Do you think I wanted a 30 cm tall white horse? 😂😂😂😂😂
