A man is sitting at a bar one night, wearing a fancy new watch, covered with buttons and lights and dials.
The woman next to him says, �Wow, that’s a really fancy watch.
� �Thanks, says the guy, �It’s the cutting edge of technology.
I can telepathically ask this watch anything I want to know, and it’ll answer me, telepathically.
� �Rubbish, you’re having me on,� says the girl.
�No, it’s true,� says that guy. �Look, tell you what, I’ll prove it.
I’ll ask it if you’ve got any panties on.
� The guy scrunches up his eyes for a moment, as if concentrating hard to talk to his watch, then opens them and says, �Nope, it says you haven’t got any panties on.
� �Well, it’s wrong,� says the girl, �I do have panties on.� �Damn,� says the guy, slapping his watch, �it’s an hour fast!�
