A blonde, a red head, and a brunette were on a plane.
The red head takes a bite of an apple doesn’t like it she throws it out the window.
The brunette takes a bite out of an orange doesn’t like it she throws it out the window.
The blonde takes a bit of a bomb doesn’t like it she throws it out the window.
They get out of the plane. They come up to a little boy asks why he is crying! he says
“An apple fell on my dog and kil** my dog.”
They keep walking and come up to a little girl and asks why she is crying.
She says” An orange fell on my cat and ki***d my cat.”
They keep walking. They come up to a blonde laughing her head off.
“Why are you laughing so hard?” they said. “When I farted the building blew up!”