A psychiatrist was conducting a group
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” he observed. To the first mother,...
December 2022
A man goes to a party and has too much to drink
A man goes to a party and has too much to drink.His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says no —...
A retiree said to his 80 year old friend
A retiree said to his 80 year old friend, “It it true you’re getting married?”“Sure is.” “Have I met her?”“I don’t think so.” “Is she attractive?”“Won’t...
A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work
A woman was having an affair while her husband was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she...
A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady
A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor’s surgery. “Why is your stomach so big?” – he...
Two kids enters Wal Mart
An ugly, fat, bad woman with two kids enters Wal Mart, shouting angry at the kids with no reason. The man at the reception says cheerfully...
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches
A man goes to the doctor with a long history of migraine headaches. When the doctor does his history and physical, he discovers that the poor...
Blonde walks into a doctors office
Blonde walks into a doctor’s office and says: “ Doctor, what’s the problem with me? When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts… When I touch...
Old Joe was playing golf
Old Joe was playing golf all alone as he stood on the 150 yard, par three, 9th Just as Joe approached the tee a voice from...
I woke up in the hospital emergency ward
I woke up in the hospital emergency ward. The intern came over and asked me if I knew what happen to bring me to the hospital....