December 2022

For a high school dance, the head boy asked out the girl he liked. To get flowers for her, he had to stand in a line...

During my check-up I asked the Doctor, “Do you think I’ll live a long and healthy life then?” He replied, “I doubt it somehow. Mercury is...

My boss was honest with me today. He pulled up to work with his sweet new car this morning and I complimented him on it. He...

Extremely frightened because of that, he is very surprised when he arrives; beach, palm trees, sun is shining, happy people around in shorts . Behind the...

A man had a party that all the rich people attend. And the he had a pool with alligators. So he announced that anyone who will...

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free...

A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says,“I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell...

A man walks into a barber shop and says, “I’ll have a shave and a shoe shine.” The barber lathers his face and sharpens the straight...

A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, “I’ll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday.” Well, you can...

A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on the delivery table, legs up in the stirrups. Suddenly, he sees the top...