If there are any idiots in the room
If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up”, said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his...
If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up”, said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his...
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “ This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I...
A man was looking to hire a driver for a bus tour business. Three men applied for the job. He calls one into his office to...
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck at the...
Michael was selling a fine horse, and his friend Liam came over with the intention of buying it. “How much is it?” asked Liam, and Pat...
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred The doctor asked the man, “Do you smoke or drink?” “No,” he...
A local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1,000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a...
A guy was limping, so his friend asked him what was wrong. He replied, “My foot bugs me sometimes It’s just an old basketball injury.” His...
An elderly man in Louisiana had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for...
We are already 2 years together with my girlfriend and decided to get married. My parents helped as much as they could and all my my...