A young boy stopped by the corner
A young boy stopped by the corner grocery store and read his list to the clerk: “10 pounds if sugar at 1.25 a pound; 4 pounds...
August 2022
A New York Lawyer
A New York Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him “What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?” The Lawyer...
Did You Stop Him
Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes car to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with...
The Amazing Mirror
A brunette, blonde and a redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells them there is a magic mirror in the back room and if you...
A man who just died
A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased’s wife...
I was eating in an Italian restaurant
The other day I was eating in an Italian restaurant when I accidentally spilled some spaghetti sauce on my favorite white sweater. I wasn’t too distressed,...
A man walks into a restaurant
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders. The man says,...
Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar
The Engineer had just returned from a week long seminar. His boss, instead of asking about the details, asked if were sick as he looked absolutely...
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy a ticket and watch as the...
A guy goes to an interview for a job
A guy goes to an interview for a job as a government accountant.The interviewer asks him, “Are you a veteran?” The guy says, “Why yes, in...