Two little kids debated whether Santa Claus is black or white. So the little black and white boys sent their letter in the mail to The North Pole asking,
“Santa, are you black or white?
I, Harry, want an iPhone and Kentavious wants an X-Box One.”
(Kids these days) Santa soon replies with a letter saying, “It doesn’t matter if I am black or white. The only thing that matters is that you don’t judge by color.”
“Ha, see Kentavious, Santa is white!” Harry said. “No way.
He neva said dat,” Ketavious defended.
“But if Santa was black,” Harry started, “He would have said,’It doesn’t matter if I is black or white.’ “