Once there was a young man with a wooden eye
Now, he's very self conscious of his eye. Every year, the annual village dance comes around, and every year, he...
Now, he's very self conscious of his eye. Every year, the annual village dance comes around, and every year, he...
Judge: Why should you be granted parole? Inmate: Within the several years that I've served, I have... Judge: What have...
Second grade teacher asks her class to use the word "definitely" in a sentenceLittle Johnny raises his hand. The teacher...
Four guys are out playing golf when they come to a short par-3 hole. Two of them hit their tee...
A man lays sprawled across three entire seats at a posh theatre. Before the show has even started, an usher...
An army grunt is telling a story about finding a scorpion in his tent… A marine, an army grunt, and...
I thought it would be funny to give him a 30-piece wooden jigsaw puzzle, intended for toddlers, as a birthday...
One day an extremely nervous dental patient came for a root-canal surgery. He was brought into the examining room and...
A woman was notified that her grandmother just passed away and left her a big inheritance. The instruction were, "My...
A single Chinese man owns a Chinese restaurant, and one day a beautiful Chinese woman walks in. He immediately walks...