Once there was a young man with a wooden eye
Now, he's very self conscious of his eye. Every year, the annual village dance comes around, and every year, he...
An inmate appeals for parole
Judge: Why should you be granted parole? Inmate: Within the several years that I've served, I have... Judge: What have...
Second grade teacher asks her class
Second grade teacher asks her class to use the word "definitely" in a sentenceLittle Johnny raises his hand. The teacher...
Four guys are out playing golf
Four guys are out playing golf when they come to a short par-3 hole. Two of them hit their tee...
A man lays sprawled across three entire seats at a posh theatre
A man lays sprawled across three entire seats at a posh theatre. Before the show has even started, an usher...
An army grunt is telling a story
An army grunt is telling a story about finding a scorpion in his tent… A marine, an army grunt, and...
I gave my Marine buddy a gag gift
I thought it would be funny to give him a 30-piece wooden jigsaw puzzle, intended for toddlers, as a birthday...
Nervous dental patient came
One day an extremely nervous dental patient came for a root-canal surgery. He was brought into the examining room and...
A woman was notified that her grandmother
A woman was notified that her grandmother just passed away and left her a big inheritance. The instruction were, "My...
A single Chinese man owns a Chinese restaurant
A single Chinese man owns a Chinese restaurant, and one day a beautiful Chinese woman walks in. He immediately walks...
