August 15, 2022

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, “I bet you don’t know what day this is.”


“Of course I do,” he irritatingly answered, going out the door to the office.


At 11 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a bouquet of red roses.


At 2 PM, a two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived.


Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress.


The woman couldn’t wait for her husband to come home.


“First the flowers, then the chocolates, and then the dress!” she exclaimed.


“I’ve never had a more wonderful ‘Independence day’ in all my life!”