July 5, 2022

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.


He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever

he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him.


He visits the doctor once a year for his checkup,

and again during the year if any medical needs arise.


For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.


He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is

much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.


If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.


He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.


I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly

it hit me like a ton of bricks!


My dog is a Democrat!