Little Johnny had been waiting in a long line to sit on
the department store Santa’s lap when he finally
gets his turn at it and climbs up. Santa says to little Johnny,
touching the little boy on the nose with his finger,
“I’ll bet you’d like a puppy for Christmas.”
Johnny shakes his head, “No.”
Santa touches the little Johnny’s nose with his finger
again, “Well, then I’ll bet you’d like a kitten for Christmas.”
Johnny again shakes his head, “No….”
The department store Santa then asked, “Well then,
what would you like for Christmas, little boy?”
Johnny replies with a big grin, “I want some pussy!!!”
Santa, startled and almost speechless, stutters,
“Well, I don’t have any of of that!?!?”
Little Johnny, touching Saint Nick on nose,
answers back smiling, “Yes you do, because I can smell it on your finger!”
