Ma & Pa and the outhouse
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out… “Pa you need to go out and fix the outhouse!” Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin’...
Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out… “Pa you need to go out and fix the outhouse!” Pa replies, “There ain’t nuthin’...
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