My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he...
Funny Jokes
A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream
A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream. They sat down and were about to start...
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to his barber who...
Little Johnny had been waiting in a long line to sit
Little Johnny had been waiting in a long line to sit on the department store Santa's lap when he finally...
Two guys working late in a morgue
There were these two guys working late in a morgue, when one guy said, “Hey man there is a woman...
An attorney arrived home late
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute...
Three women who work in the same office
Three women who work in the same office notice that their female boss has started leaving work early every day....
Jon’s working at the lumberyard
Jon's working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally shears off all ten of his...
Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse
Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps! Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps...
The mother-in-law arrives home
The mother-in-law arrives home from the mall to find her son-in-law boiling angry and hurriedly packing his suitcase. “What happened...
