The policeman approaches the driver’s door
The policeman approaches the driver’s door. “Is there a problem, Officer?” The policeman says, “Sir, you were speeding Can I see your licence please?” The driver...
The policeman approaches the driver’s door. “Is there a problem, Officer?” The policeman says, “Sir, you were speeding Can I see your licence please?” The driver...
A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a supermarket. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security guard...
Mum, am I adopted?” “No, of course not”, replied his mother Why would you think such a thing? Fred showed her his genealogy DNA test results...
As a butcher is shooing away a dog from his shop, he sees a $25 bill and a note in his mouth, reading: “10 pork chops,...
Two guys, one old timer and one in his mid 20’s, are pushing their carts around Lowe’s when they collide. The old timer says to the...
A Chinese doctor can’t find a job in an America, so he opens his own clinic… Six months later, a lawyer walks by the clinic and...
After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game...
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the Pearly Gates, petted her on the head and said, “You have been a good...
A lawyer trying to get tickets to a Broadway show, finally settled for a couple of seats a year in advance. When the exciting night arrived...
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they’re stupid, stand up!” After...