August 15, 2022

Judge: Why should you be granted parole?

Inmate: Within the several years that I’ve served, I have…

Judge: What have you learned thus far during your incarceration?

Inmate: Well I’ve had plenty of time to reflect which has really taught me that…

Judge: What will happen when you’re back in the real world?

Inmate: Could you let me finish my sentence?

Judge: Okay, parole denied!