A man is lost in the mountains in China

A man is lost in the mountains in China for three weeks, when he finally sees a house. He knocks on the door.
Yes?
Good evening, I’m lost for three weeks, I did not eat or sleep and I wondered if you would not have a place for a poor man?
The old Chinese accepts but poses a condition:
You are warned, no man has the right to fuck my daughter. If you are caught kissing her, you will suffer the three Chinese tortures.
The man willingly accepts and sits at the table. Throughout the meal, given that he has not seen a woman for a long time, he can not help but watch the busty young nymphet, who in turn, keeps sending him a thousand words.
During the night, the call of the beast is stronger than the will and he gets up to join the pretty girl of old Chinese.
He spends hours and hours in bed and experiences one of the most beautiful sexual experiences of his life. Then, returning to his room, he said to himself:
WHOA! This fuck is worth all the tortures of the world! In addition, if it is the old man did not hear anything!
When he wakes up, he feels a strong pressure on his stomach. He opens his eyes and realizes he has a huge rock on it, with a little message:
“First Chinese torture: Rock 50 kilos on her stomach.
” What a stupid torture, “he said.
Then he launches the rock by the window On the wall on his right, he just has time to read:
Second Chinese torture: rock attached to the right testicle
MEEEERDE!
Realizing that it is too late to catch the rock, he goes out the window, thinking that death would be less painful.
Going down, he sees on the rope another message:
“Third Chinese torture: left testicle hangs at the foot of the bed !!!!”

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